Hey every body, its me Chris. I don’t know about you but I’m really tiered of the name Chris. Do we really need one more human on the planet named Chris? You say, “O Chris is such a nice name”. Yeah maybe for the first 50 million Chris’s. “O look it’s a boy what should we name it?” “I don’t know, Chris?” If your not named Chris you have a friend named Chris or a brother named Chris. God even my brother has a brother named Chris. I’m going to change my name; I’m changing my name to…..My Lord.
Recently from a blog by… My Lord, I bloged about knocking coffee from a table and on to the feet of a Skank. Shortly after it posted I received this e-mail from 42-year-old Glenda from Utah:
Dear Mr. Gibson,
I am a mother (O no). I recently found your blog link off my son’s mySpace, and I feel deceived. If you insist on swearing in your blogs I don’t think you should use things like “coffee Time” in the title. This implies your blogs may be cute. I read all four of your posted blogs and I do not find the Skanks, covering of your boyfriend’s face, masturbation and put-downs of America cute. Your blogs are dirty! They are not cute.
Thank you for your letter Glenda. I’m sorry I’m dirty. I had no idea you would be traumatized by….. words. The blog of me spilling coffee on the foot of the skank was my artistic interpretation of how some times others can make life unpleasant for us. For example, when a lady hates your blogs, but insists on reading all your blogs so she can write you a letter telling how dirty you are.
Also I’m glad you’re a mother Glenda. But I would like to point out what your husband had to do to you to become a mother…… is kind of dirty.
So let me make it up to, cause I want you be happy. Cause my blogs would be pointless with out readers like you! So here’s a quote for you “Blow me bitch”.
You know I really do think to many people these days name their babies Chris. If just one famous Chris in the world would do something herbal, we wouldn’t have this problem. I mean no one names their baby Adolf any more.
That’s all for now, but leave me comments by clicking on the comment link below and will see you next time at bottom on top blogs by My Lord.
2 comments:
Heaven forbid the idea of freedom of speech should be extended to internet blogs.
I feel your pain with your last name. Mine isn't much better. You can me "My Lord" and I'll be "My Goddess." Deal?
Once again, I am entire enamoured by your recent blog. I love your writing style so much. It is cynical yet, insightful. And gritty yet, refined. Please continue writing blogs because I do very much enjoy reading what you have to put down in writing.
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